realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything
How I imagine the author of Twist and Shout:
Name: lousy truth (because i suck at titling things)
Author: youngjusticeinstagram a.k.a Meaghan
Fandom: Grand Theft Auto 5
Pairing: Trikey - Michael De Santa/Trevor Philips
Rating: u should probably ask ur mom if you can read this they cuss a lot
Summary: "First, Impotent Rage: The Wormhole of Hate isn’t shitty, Townley,” Trevor growled. “And second, if you won’t tell me your middle name now, you will later.”
Notes: nicknames, tickling, and gay dudes and maybe trevorlyhills will forget about the McDonald’s AU. also Felicia.
This is the best explanation I could come up with for why it takes me so long to do updates sometimes when, at other times, I’m typing them up like clockwork.
I’m like this with my original fiction, too.
You guys forgot this one:
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon
shadowclan can fucking breathe and thunderclan would just be like “chill”
i have never felt so bad for a confused mother